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Re: vicevi

Post by travelman » Thu May 28, 2015 11:02 pm

Zensko je to, cuvajte se zena, to krvari sedam dana i ne umre :D
Eto kako te Jeronimo nista nije naucio ... :lol: ...
Nista lepse nego kad ga izvadis a on krvav ko da se klao s kerovi ... :delete ...

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Re: vicevi

Post by aleko-2141 » Fri May 29, 2015 6:49 am

xaxaxaxaxa

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Re: vicevi

Post by skora » Fri May 29, 2015 4:56 pm

travelman wrote:ko da se klao s kerovi ... ..

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Re: vicevi

Post by jeronimo » Sat May 30, 2015 10:35 am

travelmane znaci volis da vozis kroz crveno? :D
od aleka za sad nista, mora malo da se kiseli onda ce posle da mu dodje odozdo u glavu... ;)
" :) Prva,druga,kuplung,treća ruski ti je menjač sila :) "

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Re: vicevi

Post by travelman » Sat May 30, 2015 1:04 pm

Naravno, ja vozim i kroz zeleno i kroz crveno ... a aleko vozi samo po garazi ... :D ...
A na dobrom je putu da se prekiseli i kad mu to odozdo dodje u glavu, ceka ga apartman u kovinu... :mrgreen: ...
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Dakle, poenta igre je da treba da nauci da to njegovo odozdo treba da zavrsi KOD NEKOG DRUGOG u glavi ... :lol: ... a ne kod njega u ruci ... :!: ...

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Re: vicevi

Post by skora » Sat May 30, 2015 1:24 pm

Juuuu :shock: ...pa sto ne rece da ides kod Bokija u posetu da podjem s tobom .....mogao sam neko voce da mu ponesem .....plazma keks ....nesto ...jbmli ga ..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: vicevi

Post by Boki78 » Sat May 30, 2015 1:53 pm

Sta oces dzabe trajni smestaj sa hranom? :mrgreen:

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Re: vicevi

Post by aleko-2141 » Sat May 30, 2015 3:46 pm

Slicam se slicnom raduje, jos ako su vam lekovi isti, bog da vas vidi :D

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Re: vicevi

Post by skora » Sat May 30, 2015 7:00 pm

:D :D :D

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Re: vicevi

Post by skora » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:50 am

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Re: vicevi

Post by Boki78 » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:03 am

Moz' da trampis neku novu krkelu za dve ramunike, ili jato pataka :mrgreen:

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Re: vicevi

Post by travelman » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:22 pm

Slusam danas dve ribe kako ogovaraju nekog tipa ... smejao sam se posle sam sa sobom ... :mrgreen: ...
Kaze jedna od njih dve ... DOBAR JE KO LEBAC ali JE GLUP KO Q.AC ...

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Re: vicevi

Post by dejca » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:53 am

Sjedi Makedonac u vlaku, raširio maramicu sa čvarcima u krilu, a preko puta sjedi djevojka u minici.
Makedonac:
"Devojče, ne me se tiče, al vidi ti se piče!"
Djevojka:
"Ne te se tiče moje piče!"
Makedonac:
"Ne me se tiče tvoje piče, al na kitu mi utiče, čvarke mi razmiče!

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